After months of shameless flirting and confessions of crushes and liking, when the person you're ridiculously smitten with (who claims to reciprocate) ultimately rejects you in favor of their current or ex significant other, make sure you get caught tearing up in a thrift store because the song "Someday" by Mariah Carey is playing over the loudspeakers, and you're sure every single word was written for you. About them.Also, consider asking the half-derelict people who work there to please turn off the goddamn radio, please, because don't they realize how that song could really upset some people?
P.S. After leaving the thrift store, notice that there's a cut on your hand and panic for the next few days about how you caught a horrible disease through that cut from the clothes, which probably all belonged to highly contagious, now-dead people.

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I'd better youtube this Mariah Carey song so I'll be ready when this scenario plays out for me. Plan B will be Rod Stewart's version of "Some Guys Have All the Luck".
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