tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.comments2010-08-17T17:21:27.856-07:00elrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11016494199098886606noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-61890694070651725572010-08-17T17:21:27.856-07:002010-08-17T17:21:27.856-07:00&quot;An old fairytale told me<br />The simple heart will be prized again<br />A toad will be our king<br />And ugly ogres our heroes.&quot; *sob*seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-34009223266477841672010-08-17T15:23:21.870-07:002010-08-17T15:23:21.870-07:00After a couple gym memberships, I realized that I could just jog outside and do calisthenics (push ups, squats, jumping jacks) pretty much anywhere without paying money to someone to exercise.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-45101999271156917152010-08-17T13:53:09.889-07:002010-08-17T13:53:09.889-07:00You didn&#39;t mention fear of being pursued by mean people, and by &quot;mean&quot; I mean bloodthirsty, murderous villains who may or may not want to anally rape you, but if they don&#39;t want to anally rape you, then some other form of torture is on the table.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-86091112277915753012010-08-17T13:38:34.467-07:002010-08-17T13:38:34.467-07:00The irony of this is I am being undisciplined and reading your blog instead of practicing PHP.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-8774196120088184762010-08-17T03:10:41.724-07:002010-08-17T03:10:41.724-07:00I hate tootsie pops.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-87859695270668093232010-08-17T03:05:40.438-07:002010-08-17T03:05:40.438-07:00Um. Let me try that comment one more time. I saw a Ted talk about homeopathy, and in it the speaker said that vitamin supplements just make your pee darker.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-15546179953323010082010-08-17T03:03:05.738-07:002010-08-17T03:03:05.738-07:00I saw a Ted talk that vitamins supplements just made your pee yellow.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-56459415305746232552010-08-17T02:56:50.036-07:002010-08-17T02:56:50.036-07:00You know what I noticed? The happier that people are, the greater the probability they believe in a Deity.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-8485547558345848372010-08-17T02:48:52.635-07:002010-08-17T02:48:52.635-07:00Curse your writing talent.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-80665128295893132572010-08-17T02:39:02.038-07:002010-08-17T02:39:02.038-07:00&quot;No one can hear your shameful bodily functions.&quot; Hahahaha...I mean *sob*.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-59934014855699475792010-08-17T01:56:32.638-07:002010-08-17T01:56:32.638-07:00I had this brilliant/moronic idea for my birthday, to actually buy people gifts so that I have something to give them back. Of course, I&#39;m so terrible at buying gifts that I haven&#39;t done it.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-45208735816069595252010-08-17T01:53:27.552-07:002010-08-17T01:53:27.552-07:00Is unemployment trendy? Why do I feel like such a colossal loser then?seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-60562722550524366092010-08-17T01:50:39.663-07:002010-08-17T01:50:39.663-07:00@Chris: Reminds me of &quot;The Comedian&quot;.seidoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641347392794020333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-23269648227470209892010-04-22T11:12:38.118-07:002010-04-22T11:12:38.118-07:00Yes, feel free to translate whatever you like. As incorrectly as you&#39;d like!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-44459190113568447002010-04-20T13:07:55.346-07:002010-04-20T13:07:55.346-07:00You are so funny. Would you allow me to translate a couple of post and put them in my blog? Of course, I will mention the reference. Cheers. ErnestErnesto Menéndez-Condehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350921788085102810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-47491288980012705872010-04-09T06:28:16.008-07:002010-04-09T06:28:16.008-07:00Could you look up those Colombian laws for me, please? I&#39;m a bit worried, now that you bring it up. But not worried enough to research it myself. But I don&#39;t want to go to jail. Especially in Colombia.Debauchasaurus Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127424060722547008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-7665399823739548672010-02-26T15:24:03.583-08:002010-02-26T15:24:03.583-08:00Leaving aside the petty, passive-aggressive attempts at a wind-up and the spam, this is a very funny post and a very funny blog. Do write more.Victor Sergehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02523453258768655660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-58222444335574686622010-02-08T10:16:59.714-08:002010-02-08T10:16:59.714-08:00<a href="http://oppao.net/n-ona/" title="オナニー" rel="nofollow">オナニー</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/navi/" title="逆援助" rel="nofollow">逆援助</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/new-d2/" title="SEX" rel="nofollow">SEX</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/fd3/" title="フェラチオ" rel="nofollow">フェラチオ</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/soap2/" title="ソープ" rel="nofollow">ソープ</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/bg2/" title="逆援助" rel="nofollow">逆援助</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/host2/" title="出張ホスト" rel="nofollow">出張ホスト</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/lesson2/" title="手コキ" rel="nofollow">手コキ</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/op2/" title="おっぱい" rel="nofollow">おっぱい</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/fl3/" title="フェラチオ" rel="nofollow">フェラチオ</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/bb2/" title="中出し" rel="nofollow">中出し</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/s-este/" title="セックス" rel="nofollow">セックス</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/rd2/" title="デリヘル" rel="nofollow">デリヘル</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/kawa/" title="包茎" rel="nofollow">包茎</a><br /><a href="http://oppao.net/n-club2/" title="逆援" rel="nofollow">逆援</a><br /><a href="http://s-auc.net/" title="性欲" rel="nofollow">性欲</a>オテモヤンhttp://e-nixi.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-49621182124641831782010-01-11T12:27:41.978-08:002010-01-11T12:27:41.978-08:00&quot; isn&#39;t on the list. It should be, right? Just an accidental omission?Debauchasaurus Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127424060722547008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-19480361476271435192010-01-11T12:26:54.440-08:002010-01-11T12:26:54.440-08:00I&#39;m kind of disappointed that &quot;Prowl internet dating sites for very wealthy potential mates. Woo them with everything you&#39;ve got. When the ring is on your finger, quit, and never have to consider applying for another job again. After a few years start treating your sponsor (spouse) like shit, then get a very sexy friend to seduce said sponsor (spouse). Divorce and profit.Debauchasaurus Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01127424060722547008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-84515735207633534772010-01-07T15:47:40.656-08:002010-01-07T15:47:40.656-08:00Congratulations! I am glad I can leave some comments now. You know I am a big fan of your writings. Yours.Ernesto Menéndez-Condehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350921788085102810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-14149447070846311792010-01-02T09:47:44.863-08:002010-01-02T09:47:44.863-08:00Hey, Just came across your blog, have read some of it and I&#39;m enjoying the writing, you&#39;re very funny. Not so funny myself, but I thought you might be interested in reading mine, www.justaplotofearth.blogspot.com - which is stories from homeless people in London, some long, some short. :)prozacandpearlshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920966417336037468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-20597255378526421702009-04-10T07:24:00.000-07:002009-04-10T07:24:00.000-07:00hahahaha... just reading the labels makes me laugh my ass off.Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-80647457374955180202009-04-09T13:05:00.000-07:002009-04-09T13:05:00.000-07:00Isn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048660779072142812.post-55035509701578788582009-04-09T12:38:00.000-07:002009-04-09T12:38:00.000-07:00Funny how everything seems like one big joke?Chrisnoreply@blogger.com